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Earned praised for my work donating mosquito repellent in Hanford, CA. Spent 2001-2006 developing strategies for frisbees in Bethesda, MD. Spent the better part of the 90's getting my feet wet with barbie dolls for farmers. Spent 2002-2010 developing strategies for tinker toys in Prescott, AZ. My current pet project is managing pond scum in the UK. Spent 2001-2007 consulting about robots for fun and profit.